awwww-cute:

He’s called William and he never knows where to put his back foot

awwww-cute:

He’s called William and he never knows where to put his back foot

885 notes

just-a-penis-with-a-dream:

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

your booty

141,957 notes

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

(Source: yodiscrepo)

264,630 notes

youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

51,296 notes

fallen-angel-nightshade:

floopyluvspineapples:

You always have that one follower who attacks your notifications in the middle of the night and goes through your blog, reblogging everything in sight.

And you’re just like:
image

This is me.

191,084 notes

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

211,808 notes

6woofs:

…nope, I have no explanation. 

Luka, 7 months old, exposing his true husky derp.

7,579 notes

headphones-in-do-not-disturb:

theorgyorganizer:

fuck education who wants to start a band

your URL makes me suspicious of your intentions with this band.

195,612 notes

milkykiss:

mayyng:

mickeyng:

kamaripeixes:

silverwind:

WEEPING FOREVER

THE ULTIMATE MEGANE

same

me when i had to chose which glasses to buy

YES EYS YESYES

milkykiss:

mayyng:

mickeyng:

kamaripeixes:

silverwind:

WEEPING FOREVER

THE ULTIMATE MEGANE

same

me when i had to chose which glasses to buy

YES EYS YESYES

(Source: twitter.com)

38,690 notes

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

486,958 notes