themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

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darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

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stability:

churrodestroyer:

stability:

when your next victim finally comes into the stall

image

This is fucked up. I’m crying.

aw no, dont cry. come sit down lets talk about it

image

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ingredior:

baelor:

i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die

“if i die”

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maliciousmelons:

ive always hated kids

"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"

yes

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religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

(Source: ttity)

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goldenthong:

did you ever stop to think people are reading this sentence in different accents 

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monkeysaysficus:

omgcodyhasablog:

monkeysaysficus:

this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

As opposed to, say, facetious dick, or playful dick.

Maybe that’s why in Bizarro world, everything is opposite. You only think about something when you don’t have it.

I think, therefore dick

(Source: thesassycat)

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eiqgot:

How Haru felt about Shark Week.

eiqgot:

How Haru felt about Shark Week.

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pbminho:

Because I still shipping Kang Hodong with Minho…

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hannibal nature 

(Source: sungl0ry)

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jipersnoeofficial:

officialcheesepolice:

jipersnoeofficial:

to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now

you are a 20 year old male

  • I
  • AM
  • YOUR
  • MOTHER
  • NOW

(Source: officialjipersnoe)

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